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Misconceptions I had about Korea
I went over my preconceived notions about Korea half a year ago, and I think for the most part, they were right. But there were some things that surprised me when I got here. Korean Food I’ve eaten...
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My First Korean Wedding
My principal invited me to her daughter’s wedding, so of course I was like, fuck yeah! Turns out, Korean weddings are absolutely nothing to get excited for. Our principal’s husband is also a principal,...
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Differences Between Taiwan and Korea Part 1: Attitudes
While my vacation in Taiwan was less than a week, I had a blast there, putting my body through about as much as it could handle. I held off on even starting this post for a long time because, I needed...
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Differences Between Taiwan and Korea Part 2: Aesthetics
Cityscape- Taiwan I didn’t realize how ugly Korean cities are until I got to Taiwan. It isn’t because of pollution, garbage, or anything like that. It’s the lack of diversity. The cityscape of Korea is...
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Masculinity or Lack Thereof in Korea.
“Korean men are so effeminate.” “Korean men aren’t real men.” “Korean men are gay as fuck.” I hear this sentiment a lot from foreigners, male and female, all across the board. I think the issue of...
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Miss Korea 2012 / Plastic Surgery Is the Best Thing That Can Happen to Beauty...
Whether you have something against plastic surgery or not, you can’t deny that Miss Korea 2012 is drop dead gorgeous. Oh woops, wrong picture. I’m sure a lot of fat women will look at her and make...
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Why do you live here if you think it sucks?
I already explained this after my first trip to Taiwan where I compared the two countries and systematically shat on Korea in every category. The short of it is my job’s too awesome for me to give a...
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Healthy Body Image Part 1: Plastic Surgery and ‘Natural’ Beauty
Anti-plastic surgery arguments are bullshit. I don’t mean not wanting it. There’s nothing wrong with not wanting it for yourself: Plenty of people aren’t ugly enough to justify the cost. But the...
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American Elsewhere?
Being told my contract wouldn’t be renewed hit me like a bat made of dicks, but at the same time I didn’t brood over it either. I just walked away from my stuttering moron of a coteacher and started...
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Prostitution in Busan: Where Can I Buy Some Suck For My Dick?
“Please sir, may I have some whore?” I briefly mentioned prostitution in my neighborhood review of Deokcheon. After a lot of research, I’ve mapped out pretty much most of the popular prostitution spots...
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